we drink and we die and continue to drink

And then strolled over to look at the cast for the movie.

...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1392170/fullcredits#cast

Go look. Especially at the little girl playing Rue.

The Regent's Park Regulars (2667 words) by Basingstoke
Fandom: Sherlock (TV)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warning: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Characters: Lestrade (Inspector), Sally Donovan, Mycroft Holmes, Anthea (Sherlock), Mrs. Hudson, Jim Moriarty
Summary:

There is a swan, and he's not named Sherlock. And there is a duck, and he's not named John.

http://xkcd.com/999/

Fortunately, I only have access to OTHER people's children, so they can still run to mummy.

I wrote three stories:

The Blind Burglar (1031 words) by Basingstoke
Fandom: Hot Fuzz (2007)
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Danny Butterman, Nicholas Angel
Summary:

In which there is a blind burglar, a load of tourists, and a potted plant.

COCKLESS (1121 words) by Basingstoke
Fandom: Oglaf
Rating: Explicit
Warning: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Characters: Sandoval the Xoan Ambassador, Mistress (Oglaf)
Summary:

Sandoval's penis is missing. This is the worst of days.

Prague (1939 words) by Basingstoke
Fandom: Cabin Pressure
Rating: Explicit
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Martin Crieff/Douglas Richardson
Characters: Carolyn Knapp-Shappey
Summary:

After the (admittedly hilarious but far too nerve-wracking) trip to Ottery St Mary, Martin returned to work the following morning.

Nobody guessed them! No shiny prizes for any of you. I really would have thought that someone would guess COCKLESS (caps for emphasis, no exclamation point for sobriety).

And I have DRAFT of my yuletide!

Women only under the cut!
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I heard people were making a list, so for the record, I give permission to anyone to make podfic of my public stories. You can find them all at the AO3. I would like to get a copy for myself, is all.

Ladytron--"Versus" from the album Velocifero. When I left the movie theater, I put this album on, and it was exactly right.

And on that note, I am back to updating Unalienable. I'm working on the end game now, but I can't say how much longer it's going to be.

Unalienable (59376 words) by Basingstoke
Fandom: Highlander (1986 1991 1994 2000 2007), X-Men (Movies)
Rating: Explicit
Warning: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Relationships: Duncan MacLeod/Methos, Jean Grey/Scott Summers, Erik Lehnsherr/Charles Xavier, Jean-Paul Beaubier/Piotr Rasputin, Bobby Drake/Rogue, Remy LeBeau/Rogue
Characters: Charles Xavier, Logan (X-Men), Duncan MacLeod, Methos, Scott Summers, Ororo Munroe, Rogue (X-Men), Piotr Rasputin, Tony Stark, Yuriko Oyama, Kenny (Highlander), Kurt Wagner, Jean-Paul Beaubier, Jeanne-Marie Beaubier, Warren Worthington III, Grace Chandel, Arclight, Elektra Natchios, Connor MacLeod, Jubilation Lee, Artie, Joe Dawson, Kitty Pryde, Mirage, Bobby Drake
Summary:

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

But I'm suddenly moving house. I'll try to get more up this weekend.

Unalienable (14191 words) by Basingstoke
Fandom: Highlander (1986 1991 1994 2000 2007), X-Men (Movies)
Rating: Explicit
Warning: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Relationships: Duncan MacLeod/Methos, Jean Grey/Scott Summers
Characters: Charles Xavier, Logan (X-Men), Duncan MacLeod, Methos, Scott Summers, Ororo Munroe, Rogue (X-Men), Piotr Rasputin, Tony Stark, Yuriko Oyama, Kenny (Highlander), Kurt Wagner, Jean-Paul Beaubier, Jeanne-Marie Beaubier, Warren Worthington III, Grace Chandel, Arclight, Elektra Natchios, Connor MacLeod, Jubilation Lee, Artie, Joe Dawson
Summary:

Slash. Het. Original characters. Melodrama. French-Canadian cussing. Poo jokes. Blood and guts. Politics. Drowning. Beheading. Use of the present tense. And babies.

I never do this, but I am posting this as a WIP so that I can get it the hell out of my head. I will try to update regularly.

I have a gallery of the characters available on LJ.